The "Surprise Award" really surprised me, they caught me off guard as it was really unexpected and I am still astonished. I thank the pop-out cake jury for this honor.

So this was a fateful meeting.
I was free climbing at the Eco Center as part of my morning routine when I saw two little awards looking at me with their big sparkling eyes and wiggling.
I couldn't resist so I let go, fell from the fridges pile and landed on them.
As they got stuck on my back thanks to the impact I decided to keep them.
Now they roam free in my garden and I watch them with pride from my bed with my two new scars.

The Mystake Award is the hardest award to get.
Form when it was established in the infamous night of Noctober Nine NinetyNineNine no one of the nominees has ever been able to win, ever.
I was lucky I wasn't even on the list.

The Also Award is pretty common, any game that is also a good game gets one. When I received it I said "ah."

"that guy can be considered a precursor, a cursor, a mentor and a pupil, a settler and pioneer, a vase and a potter of the intricate art of unhinging customs to redefine reality."
- D. SkareBrain  ( passerby at the Unhinged Awards )